Friday, March 24, 2006

Colorado Pics


See, told you. Pictures come out blurring at 70 mph. (this was the worst one though.)

Frozen waterfall & old mill that was pretty cool. Even at 70 mph.

Free range big horn sheep (zoomed in) that occasionally like to cross I-70. Stick it to The Man!

Cool trees. Snowed every day/night we were there. Thank goodness for 4WD.

Monica at Winter Park with our Jeep (rented).

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

planes trains & automobiles & elevators

we sell our fighter planes to other countries. Often other countries that may be our enemies someday, we don't really know. Why can't we install some type of hidden wireless self-destruct device that only we have the big red button in case they try to use our own planes against us?

Do the bighorn sheep on the side of the freeway in Colorado get pissed at us for putting a freeway through their mountain? Is that why they sometimes wonder out into the road? Or is that a suicide attempt?

These two women and I are standing at the lobby of my building waiting for the elevator. We are all equidistant to the door. The door opens, Lady 1 gets on, then me, the Lady 2. Lady 2 that doesn't know Lady 1 says, "there's no shivery anymore, haha." I was so taken aback that I didn't know what to say. Surely she wasn't talking about me very loudly 3 feet away from me. Surely she's not that big of a passive aggressive bitch. Wow! She is! And she was gone before I could collect a reply. Like I've said before, I'm all for equal rights. Women's lib. I won't give up my train seat, or wait for your fat slow ass to get in the elevator first. I don't expect doors to be opened for me, and neither should you.

The long break in posts was due to my ski trip to Colorado. Pics to follow if I can ever remember to download them.

**Update** I was looking at my pictures last night from Colorado, and I am in none of them. Which is fine by me. I prefer to be behind the camera than in front any day. And most were taken of the scenery while driving in the car so they're blurry.