pro life

The Right is pro-life and pro-death penalty. If you're pro-life, then shouldn't you be anti-death penalty? Seems hypocritical to me.

I like to wave my hand over the automatic flushing urinals when I'm done as if I were flushing the toilet using my Jedi mind tricks.

Right now, my hair is the perfect length. Last week it was too short. Next week it will be too long. I only get one week out of 6 week of good hair.

aahhh Texas. Where it's not ok to like Ani DiFranco unless you're gay. Aahhh Texas. Where it's not ok to be gay.