Monday, October 17, 2005

in the news today


Thanks God. Thanks for your cruel joke a couple weeks ago with the cool weather. Glad to see you still hate Texas.

Powerball is an interesting phenomenon into human sociology. When it's just $4 or $10 million, it's no big deal. But when it gets up to $340 million, all of a sudden there's a "frenzy" to get your ticket. What is people's thresshold as to when they get sucked into the lottery? "Oh it's only at $50 million. Maybe if it was $55 million, I'd play, but $50 million is just not worth my time and $1."

Why do they always name the pandas a Chinese name? So the babies parents are from China - so what? There's lots of Chinese that come here, have kids and give them American names, why not pandas? I think they should anem the panda Fred or Jim Bob or Randy. Yeah Randy the Pandy. Much better.

I see Sylvester Stallone is going to make another Rocky movie. What are you doing, Sylvester? He is really out of money? Did he loose it all on Planet Hollywood? Is Hollywood really out of ideas? C'mon Rock, you were finished after the Russian. Never should've made Rocky V...oh forget it.

That is all for now.

6 Comments:

Blogger timothy said...

Because all pandas are officially the property of China. Any pandas here in the states, or born here in the states, are still owned by our Asian friends and just on loan to us.

*Did you know* Pandas aren't actually bears, they are more closely related to racoons.

10:28 AM  
Blogger superjay said...

actually, Tim:

"For many decades the precise taxonomic classification of the panda was under debate as both the Giant Panda and the distantly related Red Panda share characteristics of both bears and raccoons. However, genetic testing has revealed that Giant Pandas are true bears and part of the Ursidae family. " (from wikipedia)

but the red panda is still considered a racoon

10:56 AM  
Blogger timothy said...

yes, i know, i just sent you that in an e-mail


...i still think they are racoons

11:05 AM  
Blogger superjay said...

why you always gots to be stealing my thunder and shit, yo?

11:07 AM  
Blogger timothy said...

why you always gotta be taking credit for other peoples work?!?

no seriously, why?

12:31 PM  
Blogger superjay said...

because it's easier than doing the work myself.

when else have I done that?

1:03 PM  

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